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Posted on 1st Oct at 5:04 PM, with 12,718 notes

davidshepherds:

The fourth chakra is located in the heart. It deals with love and is blocked by grief.

Posted on 25th Sep at 11:57 AM, with 528 notes
lolo9000:

Can we just appreciate this perfect moment?
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lolo9000:

Can we just appreciate this perfect moment?

Posted on 24th Sep at 11:01 PM, with 338,030 notes
cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

Posted on 24th Sep at 10:53 PM
Anonymous asked: Answer them all.

Thanks Dickbag!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? I honestly can’t remember :’(
2. Are you outgoing or shy? A little bit of both!
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My Friends this weekend
4. Are you easy to get along with? Depends on who you are
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I don’t like anybody like that so no
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? I’m not vain if you make me happy I will follow you to the ends of the earth!
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Doubt it
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? No-one right now
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Why would it? it’s a perfectly natural thing.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - Jessica
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? I’m eating dinner
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I don’t have any favorites.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes I love it
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Luck!
15. What good thing happened this summer? Nothing I was working did we win the olympics?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No.
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Of course we can’t be the online beings in the universe
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope
19. Do you like bubble baths? I can’t remember what they feel like
20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t talk to them
21. What are you bad habits? Smoking (5 days clean)
22. Where would you like to travel? Anywhere that isn’t here
23. Do you have trust issues? Oh you bet buddy
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleeping
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my chest (I have a giant birthmark)
26. What do you do when you wake up? Get ready for work
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I’m happy with what I look like
28. Who are you most comfortable around? No one
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes, someday
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?No
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Zachary Quinto and Henry Cavill!
33. Spell your name with your chin. sauin (close enough)
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Music
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Oh you bet
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Gay babies
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Someone who makes me happy
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Aldi!
40. What do you want to do after high school? I am still deciding what I’m doing!
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m either tired or pissed off
43. Do you smile at strangers? all the time
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer Space!
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Work
46. What are you paranoid about? Never finding someone who likes me for me.
47. Have you ever been high? Yes, I don’t do it a lot though)
48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes I enough a good drink!
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Not really
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Grey
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Never, I love me!
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Nothing I love me!
53. Favourite makeup brand? Coral Blue Number 5
54. Favourite store? Aldi
55. Favourite blog? I don’t have one
56. Favourite colour?  Green
57. Favourite food? Rice!
58. Last thing you ate?Rice!
59. First thing you ate this morning? Rice! I’m soo fun
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Never :/ I am a failure at most things
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? expelled for punching a teacher and breaking his ribs ( I was sexually assaulted and I was defending myself)
62. Been arrested? For what? Never!
63. Ever been in love? Yes and love hurts
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I said do you want to kiss me and she kissed me….
65. Are you hungry right now? I’m always hungry
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I don’t have either
67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? Avatar: Legend of Aang
70. Names of your bestfriends? Chloe, Dean, Aaron and Will!
71. Craving something? What? A Hug!
72. What colour are your towels? Blue and Green
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes! I sleep with about 4
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 23
75. Favourite animal? Penguin
76. What colour is your underwear? Blue and White stripy
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Chocolate Mint!
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Batman Coloured
80. What colour pants? Black
81. Favourite tv show? Heroes!
82. Favourite movie? Justice League: War
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Regina George
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Crush
87. First person you talked to today? Chris from work
88. Last person you talked to today? Chloe
89. Name a person you hate? I don’t hate anyone
90. Name a person you love? yet again nothing there
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? people!
92. In a fight with someone? Nope!
93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 5
95. Last movie you watched? End Of Eva
96. Favourite actress? Don’t have one!
97. Favourite actor? Zachary Quinto
98. Do you tan a lot? No, I never tan
99. Have any pets? 2 dogs and 6 fish!
100. How are you feeling? Rather shitty right now thanks
101. Do you type fast? well I got to this question in 5 minutes
102. Do you regret anything from your past? I regret a lot, but without bad decisions how are we suppose to learn what is right?
103. Can you spell well? I have no Idea!
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? I miss a lot people!
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Never!
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? No I know how that feels and I never want anyone to go through that pain!
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Never!
108. What should you be doing? Not crying!
109. Is something irritating you right now? A lot is!
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes I have!
111. Do you have trust issues? I have a lot of trust issues!
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Mike.
113. What was your childhood nickname? Rugrat
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Nope
115. Do you play the Wii? I used to
116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes I love it!
118. Do you like Chinese food? Again I love it
119. Favourite book? Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not at all :)
121. Are you mean? If you get on my bad side then yes!
122. Is cheating ever okay? It is never ok, It hurts and even destroys some people I hate cheaters with a passion!
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I never have white shoes so I would not know!
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No I do not, it’s a crock of shit
125. Do you believe in true love? Yes I do and people will find it even if they have to search a life time!
126. Are you currently bored? well I’m on Tumblr so yes.
127. What makes you happy? when other people are happy!
128. Would you change your name? No I love my name
129. What your zodiac sign? Aquarius
130. Do you like subway? Yes! Italian BMT on Hearty Italian plz
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I have no Idea, This would depend of the context, if I liked her back I would tell her, If not I would feel very silly
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Chloe
133. Favourite lyrics right now? “It’s over now and I don’t miss you!” - Busted - Over Now!
134. Can you count to one million? If I had the time and I was being paid to do it yeah sure! I’m not wasting my time
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I had the shits and got it on my pants that’s why I couldn’t come to school
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? I’m not bothered
137. How tall are you? 5.9” 179cm
138. Curly or Straight hair?  Not fussed
139. Brunette or Blonde? Not fussed again
140. Summer or Winter? Summer
141. Night or Day? Day
142. Favourite month? July
143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope (I doubt I could ever become one)
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk
145. Tea or Coffee? coffee
146. Was today a good day? No, Not at all
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? “I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me.”  - Katara - Avatar Legend of Aang
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “As time went on, people began to notice that Frodo also showed signs of good” - Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring!

Posted on 24th Sep at 6:08 PM, with 1,390,420 notes
"PUT A NUMBER IN MY ASK!"
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via unprovoking)
Posted on 24th Sep at 6:08 PM, with 54,300 notes
is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons
Posted on 24th Sep at 1:34 PM, with 80,635 notes
unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"Is it really a crime to be this beautiful"
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unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"Is it really a crime to be this beautiful"

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